Idaho Spudsman writers are baffled. The first post of the website and it bombs terribly!

"I thought it would be a big hit." writes first and only contributor, Eric. "After all, we have tens of subscribers. We never thought it would be making these awful numbers!"

Details show that the numbers are currently 0.

"We might have to declare bankruptcy." says Eric. "I will have to call my mom and ask her how I do that."

When asked for comment, he threw a boomerang at our reporter, which missed and came back directly for him, hitting him in the nuts.